so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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