if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
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I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
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Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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