i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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