i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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