Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
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Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
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I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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