This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
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