I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize
