U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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