kristin has been a bad kristin
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
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He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
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Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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