Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
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Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
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From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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