You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
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I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
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He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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