I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
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If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
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Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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