If that was your dad, he is hot
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
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you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
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Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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