Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
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Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
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Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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