how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
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