You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
