Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
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It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
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She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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