Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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