I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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