bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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