You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
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he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
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You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.