who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
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Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
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I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later