Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
How's work?
Spinning.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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