I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
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maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
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Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
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