So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
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I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
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Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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