okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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