Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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