i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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