so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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