I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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