Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
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