Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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