I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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