have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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