No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
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