hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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