So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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