Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
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She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
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he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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