the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Are we still banned from the library?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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