scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I made him laugh his dick is mine
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