It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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