coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
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He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
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I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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