One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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