I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative