My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
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I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
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Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed