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(904): View more from Florida

the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.

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(904): the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar. http://tfl.nu/n52w

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i'm home, then i'll come over

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ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa

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nvm.

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(514): i'm home, then i'll come over (1-514): ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa (514): nvm. http://tfl.nu/kqkd

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(714): View more from California

dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.

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(714): dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife. http://tfl.nu/j38h

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(734): View more from Michigan

The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.

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(734): The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister. http://tfl.nu/1i96

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(701): View more from North Dakota

entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place

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(701): entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place http://tfl.nu/zqzf

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(716): View more from New York

i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.

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(716): i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing. http://tfl.nu/i263

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(631): View more from New York

OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester

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(631): OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester http://tfl.nu/vz3v

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was

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(919): I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was http://tfl.nu/prge

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(716): View more from New York

I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.

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(716): I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here. http://tfl.nu/pkc7

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(317): View more from Indiana

A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.

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(317): A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some. http://tfl.nu/08yo

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(301): View more from Maryland

A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.

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(301): A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero. http://tfl.nu/wa7o

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.

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(715): Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank. http://tfl.nu/5t9g

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(309): View more from Illinois

You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.

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(309): You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed. http://tfl.nu/qkqo

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(478): View more from Georgia

Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.

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(478): Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night. http://tfl.nu/09o6

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I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!

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(214): I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made! http://tfl.nu/rkm5

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