Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Yea well when i pee it makes steam.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

that girl last night was a 15

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wait she was 15?

(413): View more from Massachusetts

no like black jack not sure if you should hit it

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(315): View more from New York

you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.

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(763): View more from Minnesota

Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex

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(208): View more from Idaho

U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"

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(303): View more from Colorado

i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.

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(847): View more from Illinois

His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob

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(815): View more from Illinois

He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."

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