I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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