Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
