so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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