belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
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He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
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EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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