I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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