I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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