Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
the liver wants what the liver wants
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
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