I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
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You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
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i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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