Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
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He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
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Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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