I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
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Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
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You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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