You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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