trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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